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#behold: THE PENGUIN RUN! #Doctor my baby WTF #great running skills for someone whose job is all about ‘running’ #and he jumps like an antilope #Peter you ARE having the fun of your life arent you sweetheart #he’s such a dork i cant!! #over 2000 years of living experience #and you still cant run Doctaah!! #this is why Peter is the perfect choice for the role